jack-os-5d:

homemeansthehills:

Honestly it’s not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I’ve got the afternoon to myself.

american workers defending capitalism 

sheherzog:

filthybonnet:

momo-de-avis:

momo-de-avis:

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

floofycooly:

halfd3af:

galexion:

taako-waititi:

yepperoni:

dankmemeuniversity:

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

I’m voting for him

Some of these are legitimately good takes

bananonbinary:

trans-alisaie:

the distortion of “there is potential profit we did not earn” as “there is money we lost” is fascinating and disgusting to me. “megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year” is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it’s an infuriating perversion of the truth

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no